Bahasa Jawa Jauh Lebih Simple Daripada Bahasa Inggris

Setelah berbagi kebahagiaan pada posting sebelumnya, Ahsan ingin berbagi kisah lucu, sebenarnya sih bukan kisah, entahlah apa namanya, ane g bermaksud SARA, cuma share aja langsung saja kita saksipun ke-simple-an Bahasa Jawa dibanding Bahasa Inggris.

 Orang Jawa pasti ngakak, yang bukan orang jawa, silahkan bertanya pada teman atau saudara anda yang orang Jawa (saya juga boleh),, Cekibrot:

walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road.
(mlipir)

fall backward and then hit own head
(nggeblak)

Ugly expressions because of pushing something out (in the toilet)
(ngeden)

got hit by a truck that is moving backward
(kunduran trek)

talk too much about unimportant thing
(cangkeman)

smearing one's body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it
(mblonyo)

going without notice/permission
(mlethas)

walking without using anything
(nyeker)

taking the longer way to get to the destination
(ngalang)

riding an old bicycle
(ngonthel)

falling/ tripping forward (and may hit own face)
(kejlungup)

side effect after circumcision
(gendhelen)

a small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin
(susuben/ ketlusupen)

spending a lot of time doing nothing
(mbathang)

feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad
(kambon)

things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity
(mbrojol)

get hit by finger into the eyes
(kecolok)

wrong sleep (head) position making the veins become neck pain
(tengeng)

get farting from someone
(kentutan)

do not have brain in the head
(pekok/ kenthir)

get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/ body
(kambrukan/ kembrukan)

drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth
(ngokop)

cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright
(blereng)

cannot hold bowel movement
(ngebrok)

something coming out from one's rear end little by little
(keceret/ kecirit)

hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert
(gondhelan )

falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole
(kejeglong)

doing something without thinking about the consequences
(cenanangan)

being overly active carelessly
(pecicilan/petakilan)

feeling unwell because of cold temperature
(katisen)

making too much noise, disturbing other people's sleep
(mbribeni)

tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc.
(kesrimpet)

being alone (or with a companion) in the corner of a place/ room doing something suspicious
(mojok)

pretend to be poor/ no money
(ngere)

feeling dirty/afraid of something
(nggilani)

pretend to be homeless, no money and never take shower
(nggembel)

a pyroclastic cloud that came out from a volcano
(wedus gembel)

Laughing Out Loud
(ngakak / nggegek)

Sit on the ground without the base
(epor-epor)

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